Mass dumbasses

If you are not in mexico, involved with a mexican, or not of mexican decent, then you should not be celebrating Cinco de Mayo. Period.

St. Patrick's day is still kosher. That is all.

PETA Kills

"In the end, I would go to work early, before anyone got there, and I would just kill the animals myself. Because I couldn't stand to let them go through that. I must have killed a thousand of them, sometimes dozens every day."

Ingrid Newkirk said that in the New Yorker in 2003. I bring this up because this split faced whisker biscuit is trying to suspend the jockey that aided in the euthanasia of his filly, Eight Belles, at the kentucky derby. FYI, the filly had both front ankles broken.

Awww, isn't that dog cute. Its probably dead now.

We need new history books

Since I am preparing for my future law career, I decided to get a copy of the constitution that was a little more portable (since my only copy is attached to a fucking huge unabridged dictionary).

Well, I guess I was wrong all this time. Some bloke by the name of Roger wrote the Constitution of the United States...and all this time I thought it was written by Thomas Jefferson, James Madison, and Benny Franklin.

At least he got 5 stars for his effort.

I did it

You made me do it EPA. I sent an e-mail to Greenpeace. Now, I have to take a soul disinfectant shower to get rid of the karma stink.

This is pretty sweet

I am usually impressed by bright lights, flashy objects, big boobs bouncing in the air, stuff like that. But, I have to admit, this is pretty sweet.

I should be a congressman

Well, I am glad to see that there is not much going on in a day in the life of your average John Q. Congressmen. So much free time that they now passed 'National Watermelon Month' for July.

Phew, I guess I missed the TPS report that said that the Iraq War was over and we hung Osama.

Its fun to do bad stuff

Seriously, this kid needs help....fast. And yes, I still weep for the future.