Im not completely cold hearted

I do have a heart, somewhere. When old yeller got whacked, i did not cry, but my eye almost watered. Anyways...I noticed now that this fair trade products are becoming more and more popular.

I admit, paying some child in the middle of the 3rd world less than $2 is wrong. But, as always, hippies are going about this the wrong way.

Their solution, apply the fair trade sticker to products that are fair trade, makes sense. But, you gotta use reverse psychology on this one. Instead of marking products that are classified as fair trade, mark the ones that aren't, unfair trade. Instead of seeing a few products marked fair trade, imagine seeing almost every product unfair trade. That'll shake some shit up.

But, what do I know anyways.