These activists were lucky there were in europe

In America, our police aren't as nice as the ones here. And people wonder why we do not take greenpeace seriously.

EPA, you are on notice....bitches.

All right, the big thing I talked about earlier probably isn't a big thing, retrospectively. And, since this is 'Earth Week' or whatever hippy holiday it is, I decided to do my part, all be it limited and very non-time consuming.

I was looking at new cars, specifically the stickers. As most know, each car sold in the U.S. has to have a mileage rating, both for city and highway driving. Well, I was curious how the highway mileage was calculated.

When I was driving to Pennsylvania, Ohio, Kentucky, and Virginia, I noticed that the national highway speed set by these states were at least over 65 mph, and some over 70 mph. When the Highway Mileage Display (I do not know the specific law's name) law went into effect, the national highway average was 55mph. Now that most states increased their mileage to over 65+, few still have 55, I believe. I was just curious if the new highway mileage took this into account. Because, after all, what is the point of having a highway speed determined at 55mph when you live in a region where it is over 65mph. Doesn't seem to make much sense to me.

Well, I asked this question. I went to the www.fueleconomy.gov website, found the contact person, selected my regional representative (NY is region 2), and sent off an e-mail earlier this week, asking this very question.

Now, it is Thursday, and no response. Not sure if this is a good thing, or bad. Granted, it is green week and I am sure the EPA is busy, but I do not think it takes much to answer, Yes, highway mileage is calulcated at 65mph, or no it is not.

Well, if I do not hear from them in about a week from today, I will do something I will forever regret. I will enlist the services of Greenpeace so that their army of lobbyists can figure this shit out and hopefully change it. Their bastards, and will always be, but Hell, every bastard can be usefull from time to time.

Spying on Greenpeace

See here. Don't let those hippy do good no shower takers fool you. They are just as dangerous as Al Qaeda, except they have a better PR department. I hope whatever intel was collected totally fucked them over. Fucking Hippies.

Earth Hour Hooey

Look, when will people listen. Getting the idiotic idea of everyone turning their lights off for one hour really does not do anything in the long run. Sure, for one hour, we do not use the resources, but once that hour is over, back to business baby, polluting like its our job.

A massive one time cooperation is nothing more than a PR stunt. Look, if everyone just does a little bit extra, thats all we need to do. But, of course, that philosophy won't make great headlines so it wont be really pushed. Instead, we are forced to do one time stunts to raise awareness to only be quickly forgotten and discarded. Dumbasses.

Now, because of this 'Earth Hour,' I am forced to do my own little stunt to counter act it. I am driving my escalade for an extra hour this week. Take that!

Not even Greenpeace participated or even endorsed this hooey. Ha. Not even the champions of the environment fucktards endorsed this asinine idea. Not one mention on their website (there was one page that was in spanish, but not in English). On the http://www9.earthhourus.org/ website, greenpeace is not even mentioned.

My personal theory is that the Greenpeace fuckwits don't like compeition in the environmental movement.

Recycling is a sham

It was a somewhat pleasant day today, so I decided to build muscle on my busted leg and take a walk around the neighborhood.  I was drinking a glass of 'Yoo-Hoo' (which is a feat upon itself because i cant find Yoo-Hoo anywhere anymore) and threw it away in a trash can instead of the bright blue recycling bin next to it.  A little girl, had to have been like in 7th grade or so, came up to me and said that I should recycle the bottle for the planet and its good in that smug johnny do good voice as well.  I then responded to girl, 'Well, someone should tell you that recycling is a sham...and the Santa doesn't exist (that was for bothering me).'  Well, I didn't say that, not even I can tell a girl that recycling is a sham.   

Actually, that never took place.  The girl never bothered me, in fact, she wasn't even real.  I wanted to give the girl balloons but thought even you would have picked up on that pile of bullshit.  But, I did take that walk around town.  I was just looking for a good excuse/segway to use this New York Times article about how recycling is a sham and it actually costs more.  Now, this article is 4 years old, but I can't imagine how recycling technology (or the lack of using it which is why its so expensive) would have changed much.

This is a double victory for me.  Not only do I get to see the look the face of the hippies whose spirit's I just crush, I am also not contributing to government waste.  Double Fuck Yeah!

Look, I am not against recycling or being 'green.'  In fact, I did install those cool water saving devices for the shower and toilet, and even sprung for those fancy little curly light bulbs that are supposed to last for 7 years.  But, if the fucktards at Greenpeace expect me to live in a straw-barrel house off the grid and not eat genetically engineered food (another post), they have another thing coming.  

Also, if the government was into this recycling thing, they wouldn't charge me money to replace my blue recycling bin that was stolen by kids (actually it was probably blown away by the wind, but I am still blaming the youth).