Guns for all

I waited to do this post because of the recent shootings that occurred in the U.S.  And, yes, the gun control people are out and about saying that its the end of civilization with each 9mm on the street, and to that I respond with a nice and polite, 'Fuck You'.  

I developed the perfect solution for gun control, and its a 2 part plan.  The stat I heard, is that a new firearm is rolling off the assembly line every 10 seconds in the good ole USA.  So, lets start there. You want gun control in this country, close down the gun factories.  From the sound of it, we already have enough weapons on the street to hold us over for a bit.

The second part, apply the flawed reasoning of the war on drugs towards ammunition.  Drugs are illegal in the U.S. because you can't pay taxes on the drugs.  You can apply for the drug tax sticker but the government never grants them, so hence, any drug you have, you didn't pay your taxes, and your fucked.  Use this policy for ammunition.  For a person to buy ammo, he will require an ammo purchasing permit, but obviously won't be granted a permit.  And, just for an added 'fuck you', follow Chris Rock's plan and charge them $5000 per bullet.  They already have state and federal mandate on pricing of cigarettes, I am sure they can do the same with ammunition.

So, now, no new weapons are being produced.  Now, you can no longer buy ammunition. Counting the ammo already legally purchased, this problem will work itself out by supply. If you use a bullet, you cant replace it, and your supply will be reduced (but then you got the crazy rednecks who make their own and you can never stop them...look at the Kentucky moonshiners).

Thats it.  So, if you are going to do gun control, do it right or don't bother.  But, that'll probably create a black market for ammunition, but that probably already exists. 

Oh, just so you know, I am not in favor of gun control.  I think that most people are responsible when it comes to weapons (I hate using the word gun).  Your going to have fucktard and fuckwits who always abuse the privilege.  But, if guns are banned, then they will just abuse the next best option for them.  

Thats all for now, I am going to get my pistol permit application now or get my ole 12-guage out and shoot some clay pigeons.  

Thomas Jefferson has my back!

I came across this quote on the web.  

When the Nazis arrested the Communists, 
I said nothing; after all, I was not a Communist. 
When they locked up the Social Democrats, 
I said nothing; after all, I was not a Social Democrat. 
When they arrested the trade unionists, 
I said nothing; after all, I was not a trade unionist. 
When they arrested me, there was no longer anyone who could protest.

Time to revolt!  I am going to use my second amendment rights to bring down the establishment. Vivre la revolution.  Everyone who pisses me off is now on notice, bitches.

America, Fuck Yeah!

We shot down the outdated and defective old spy satellite with our SM-3 Missile.  See here. I am generally a cynical person, I lean toward the pessimistic side, but for once, our government said it was going to do something, developed a plan, performed the plan, and witnessed the success of the plan.  Congrats, and I am not bullshitting either.  

Just too bad we couldn't use one of our space satellites that are carrying weapons, that would have been a big fuck you to the rest of the world...."look at what we can do."

America,  Fuck Yeah!  

Effin Bitch

Hillary, Hillary, Hillary.  What are you thinking?  Where is your logic coming from.  See here. She claims that Mr. Obama is not ready and does not have enough experience.  Let me think...your a former first lady, your a Senator from the 'great' state of New York.  So I guess that makes you somewhat qualified.    

Bill, lets see now.  He was one of the better Presidents of the United States, I grant you that. But, what was he before he was the President?  Hmm...if my memory is correct, he was THE FUCKING GOVERNOR OF ARKANSAS.  So, by your logic, your husband wasn't even qualified enough to be the President.  

While I am on this rant, stop bitching about the Delegates in Florida.  If Florida followed the fucking rules, then you'd have those delegates, but they didn't, so you don't.  STOP BITCHING ABOUT IT. And don't get Bill to bitch for you either.  Its the same as 'running to your parents.' Not very presidential.  

Fuckin Big Rx

When I suffered a broken leg back in the day and had nothing to do but watch tv high on hydroc, I saw this drug commercial and one of the fine print statements caught my eye.  

Thats right.  "The way Veramyst works is not entirely understood."  Where do I begin.  Hmm, since I am very critical of the Gov't, lets start with the fine people at the FDA.  I know they have a tough job and it is not entirely easy.  But, why on this brown over-warmed Earth would you allow a company to market a product that they do not understand!?!  WTF is wrong with that. When they filled out the patent for the drug, under explanation, did they just put '?'  I hope that the people high up in the decision making ladder are getting paid with large 'donations' or given pretty sweet complementary vacations at the drug companies expense.  They should get something for selling their souls. 

Now the drug company.  I know you get a lot of money from the Feds to develop these drugs then re-sell them to the American people at an exuberant amount.  I am not bitching about that (that post is for when I get so mad I am one child aspirin away from a heart attack).  How about this, Big Rx, take the money that the government took from us and hire people WHO KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!!!!  Then, you can rape us with your high drug prices.  

To the marketing company (or whoever made that commercial), you think that the statement would have caught someone's eye during the review process?  Were you about to lay-off someone who was in charge of it and that person thought 'fuck it, I'm out anyways?'  Way to drop the ball on that one numb-nuts.  Can't wait to see what the next great marketing campaign you guys will turn out. 

Here is the culmination of the FDA, GSK, and whoever the fuck made the damn commercial.  

The sentence comes up at 12 seconds.

Fidel Castro's Retirement

So, Fidel Castro retired...good for him.  And, if he is smart, he would keep it in the family (or find the right disenfranchised American to adopt), like say, his brother.  Thats what I would do.  

If your a dictator, what is the norm for a retirement party?  Are strippers involved, because they would be if I was a retiring dictator.  Or, do the people get you an uber-expensive gold / platinum / diamond watch like companies do if you been with them for 25+ years?  Man, id bet a dictator gets a pretty sweet goodbye present (and I'm not thinking like keeping his head either) and it would definitely would be custom ordered. OOHH - maybe he would get a custom motorcycle?  Na, he is too old and that is so early 2 years ago.   

The only thing I am mad about this is that somehow fuckwit George W. Bush will take the credit for this.  I don't know how he is going to spin it, but it won't be good.  

So, Fidel, this Bud-Lite is for you for 'keeping it real.'  

PS - Im looking for a career change.  If a Viceroy, Count, Duke, Governor, or Lord position becomes available, let me know.  I took 2 years of Spanish and I think this Democracy thing is overrated.  

Dude, this is seriously fucked

This is fucked up.  Seriously fucked up.  I don't even know where to begin or how to complain about it, its that fucked up (and no, i didn't search this out, i saw the reaction vids on youtube and was curious)

What the fuck is wrong with German people?  Actually, I think that this was made in Brazil, but still, what the fuck.  

fffuuuccckkk.