So, Fidel Castro retired...good for him. And, if he is smart, he would keep it in the family (or find the right disenfranchised American to adopt), like say, his brother. Thats what I would do.
If your a dictator, what is the norm for a retirement party? Are strippers involved, because they would be if I was a retiring dictator. Or, do the people get you an uber-expensive gold / platinum / diamond watch like companies do if you been with them for 25+ years? Man, id bet a dictator gets a pretty sweet goodbye present (and I'm not thinking like keeping his head either) and it would definitely would be custom ordered. OOHH - maybe he would get a custom motorcycle? Na, he is too old and that is so early 2 years ago.
The only thing I am mad about this is that somehow fuckwit George W. Bush will take the credit for this. I don't know how he is going to spin it, but it won't be good.
So, Fidel, this Bud-Lite is for you for 'keeping it real.'
PS - Im looking for a career change. If a Viceroy, Count, Duke, Governor, or Lord position becomes available, let me know. I took 2 years of Spanish and I think this Democracy thing is overrated.
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