Wish I could have been the one to bitch-slap the smile of Bob

Came across this interesting article on the founder of Enzyte, the 'super-herbal' drug that can change your DNA so that you can become hung like a horse.  

The money quote, "He's in federal court now, being tried on charges of conspiracy, mail fraud, credit-card fraud, bank fraud, money laundering and conspiracy to obstruct the Federal Trade Commission and the Food and Drug Administration."

What I am happy about is that I will no longer have to see all those insufferable Enzyte commercials, but I wish I could have been the one to bitch-slap that grin of the pompous fuck Bob.