The First Ever 'Fuckwit of the Month'

I am herby bestowing, with all rights and privileges there of, that Mr. H. Lee Scott is the Fuckwit of the Month for March 2008. He is the C.E.O. of Walmart, which won a lawsuit against a brain dead woman recently.

Enjoy this prestigious accomplishment. Runner's Up: George W. Bush and John McCain, they are eligible to recieve a $10 coupon to Old Country Buffet.

PS - I know the 'Of The Month' stamp is missing from the picture, but it turned out to be funnier like this. Since this is the first one, once I get a standard layout chosen, each month may vary from each other. Picture taken from a google image search.

Earth Hour Hooey

Look, when will people listen. Getting the idiotic idea of everyone turning their lights off for one hour really does not do anything in the long run. Sure, for one hour, we do not use the resources, but once that hour is over, back to business baby, polluting like its our job.

A massive one time cooperation is nothing more than a PR stunt. Look, if everyone just does a little bit extra, thats all we need to do. But, of course, that philosophy won't make great headlines so it wont be really pushed. Instead, we are forced to do one time stunts to raise awareness to only be quickly forgotten and discarded. Dumbasses.

Now, because of this 'Earth Hour,' I am forced to do my own little stunt to counter act it. I am driving my escalade for an extra hour this week. Take that!

Not even Greenpeace participated or even endorsed this hooey. Ha. Not even the champions of the environment fucktards endorsed this asinine idea. Not one mention on their website (there was one page that was in spanish, but not in English). On the http://www9.earthhourus.org/ website, greenpeace is not even mentioned.

My personal theory is that the Greenpeace fuckwits don't like compeition in the environmental movement.

Something has got to change

Thats it. This is complete bullshit. Something has got to change. I am for corporations, but when you steal $400K from a brain damaged woman that is now left with nothing, you got to wonder. Plus, our wonderful government (both at the state and federal level) has not yet acted on behalf of this woman.

Wal-Mart is a bunch of fucktards for doing this, especially when they made $90b. Oh, to add injury to insult, her son was recently killed in Iraq.

I e-mailed the governor (Matt Blunt) and u.s. state senators (Christopher 'Kit' Bond, Claire McCaskill) so I know they know about it, or at the very least, their aids. Maybe someone with a bit of decency will actually do the right thing to help this poor woman, but unfortunately, I do not see that happening.

Fuck, something has go to change. This should not be allowed.

I may be going to Hell...or not.

I really do not know how to begin this post without sounding like a fuckwit or insensitive. If I were handicapped and confined to a wheelchair, this is the wheelchair I would get. Seriously, its pretty cool. The technology behind it is pretty advanced and with $26,500 and a prescription, it could be yours.

Sex Education

Where were these teachers when I was a wee lad in school? Talk about a different approach to sex education. Sure beats the crappy film produced in the 70s that I had to watch.

Fuck You Florida

First, you fuck up an election, then you do this shit. The guy is 93. I think he deserves a pass just because he is a member of the greatest generation.

Plus, you can tell he is not current, he only wanted to spend $20. Back in his day, I'm sure that could have bought a lot, but today, I don't think it could even cover a hummer.

Florida, fuck off, let the guy get his last remaining nutt off in peace. Fuckwits.

I've Said It Before But This Time I Mean It...

Im dumfounded, which is not an east task onto itself. See here. I really lost faith in humanity.

"If its on the Internet, it has to be true!" Fucktards.

I hope that guy comes down on the son of a bitch who did that to him. Or better yet, send that guy's scrawny white ass to prison where he can become Big Black Bubba's Butt Buddy (super-duper Alliteration for those of you keeping track).

EDIT:

After this post, I recently came across this video. No words can express my perplexity.