Here is what is hopefully not going to happen. If Hillary becomes the Democratic Nominee, that is because she pulled up enough dirt on these 'Superdeligates' that they voted for her. Yeah blackmail.
Or, if McCain wins, it is because right before the presidential election, Bush is going to announce that they caught Osama bin Laden and then hang his ass on the White House Rose Garden. To make it better, there will be a Nathans hot dog vendor, and the president will have a dog for the ultimate photo op. America, Hangings and Hot Dogs since 1776.
These are just crackpot theories, but if they are true, I wanted it on record for the ultimate 'I Told You So.' If not, it'll be another one of my humorous conspiracy theories.
Monday, April 7, 2008
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