Here are my platforms
1. Cut useless programs and the money we save put that in the school budget initially.
2. Hold Congressmen accountable for their actions. Put their schedules online and actually make them do their job.
3. Get religion out of the government. No more 10 commandments in courthouses, no more taking oaths on Bibles, get the crap out. Evolution, it happened. We just didn't show up 6,000 years ago. Don't worry Israel, I still got your back.
4. Modified war on drugs. Face it, it isn't working, and we are wasting billions on it. Legalize low influence drugs, like weed, shrooms, and maybe cocaine. Shit, people are being killed by alcohol and tobacco. In fact, more people are accidently murdered by handguns each year than cannabis related incidents. We already have under the influence laws for drugs and alcohol anyways.
5. Non-profit reform. Just because some government fucktard granted you non-profit status, doesn't mean you distribute information taken out of your own ass. Greenpace, PETA, your on my hit list.
6. Jail reform. If you commit a low level, non violent crime, your ass is going to BOCES instead of jail. We can not put people who made small mistakes locked up with violent criminals. No wonder they come out worse than they went in.
7. Gay Marrage. Legalize that shit. Im not going to force the Church to marry you, but if you want a Justice of the Peace to do it, go for it. Guess what, Canada has it, and that country isn't falling apart.
8. Corporations. If you want tax exemptions, then you have to have your corporate offices in the U.S. No more tax havens for you cheap fucks.
9. Create a North American Union. Canada, Mexico, lets join forces and totally fuck over the euro.
10. Get a Surgeon General who is pro-sex and wont put out information saying that sex is bad and condoms are useless.
11. Get the fuck out of the middle east. Those people are just crazy.
12. There was once a time, at the height of the Roman Empire, when a citizen could walk from Rome to any country or territory without fear of attack. Other people knew that if they fucked with the Roman citizen, they knew that full might of the Roman Empire would come down on them. By the way, thats called Civis Romanis, look it up. Well, I may pull our influences and bases from overseas, but if anyone fucks with us, I have no problem sending in the military to open a can of whoop ass.
Fuck, this government is pissing me off more and more each day. Every 20 years, someone like me has to come along just to shake things up for a bit.
