Never been less proud to be a New Yorker

Sorry Spitzer, your ass is grass and the Republicans are the mowers.  I am not happy about either. It was a great run you had. So what if you got busted having sex with a consenting women for money. But do not dismay, the fuckwits who were calling for your resignation / impeachment are the fuckwits who back a president who kills innocent civilians, imprisons people on an offshore jail, admits to using torture to get information, and condones spying on citizens without any fear of impeachment.  Pretty much, the Republican fucktards are saying, you can kill as many people as you want and pretty much do what you want, just dont have sex or your impeached.  

But, now you are on your way out, effective Monday.  You probably got some last minute preparations for the changing of the guard the guard.  But, what to do on Thursday and Friday?  

If it were me, and probably good that it isn't, I would party my ass off.  Your leaving anyways and what can else can they do to you.  Bring in the Kegs of uber-expensive beer and bottles of that State wine they reserve for special occasions and see where the night takes you.  Then, as an added fuck you to the Republicans, pardon everyone under the sun.  No questions asked. Non violent criminal, pardoned.  Person stuck in jail for unpaid tickets, pardoned.  Shady campaign contributor, pardoned.  Harmless pot smoker, pardoned.  Since your going out, go out on your terms.