You know you have bad luck when

You get arrested for 2 DUIs within 2 hours. See here. Surprisingly, it is not the police's incompetence that allowed this to happen. Damn holmes, your gonna end up being like this guy if you don't get your act together or can't find a ride.

These dumbasses missed the memo

Retards with power and this is what we get.



Honestly, what the fuck did you expect when you went to China. I have been saying for years those are slant eyed and shifty bastards can not be trusted...and their food is shitty. General Tso knows nothing about chicken.

On a completely different topic, I want to start a pool to see how many reporters go 'missing' in China during the Olympics. Who wants in?

Fuck it, im voting for this guy

Remember, the Republicans started this mess, and since 2006, the Democrats have done shit to fix it. Fuck them.

The Republicans will fuck you in the ass for their pleasure, the Democrats will fuck you in the ass for your pleasure, either way, your still being fucked in the ass.

Suck it...bitches. Go Nader.

Who has the biggest balls of them all?

This guy.

This is very important

The National Conference for Media Reform is taking place this weekend. Very important, they are trying to stop multiple ownerships of different media in the same market city (like newspapers, tv, radio stations) and they are trying to enforce net neutrality.

Check it out. Very important stuff. Sucks that it is not getting any attention with any major news networks.

These activists were lucky there were in europe

In America, our police aren't as nice as the ones here. And people wonder why we do not take greenpeace seriously.

Give them food, then tech

Never liked this idea, the One Laptop Per Child program. Pretty much, countries buy these laptops to give to their citizens at an extremely low cost per unit.

Well, thats nice. Too bad most of fucking Africa is starving (as with the case in other countries where this machine is marketed). Feed them first, then give them technology. Dumbasses. You want to do some good, donate food or money before you give them a laptop they are going to hock for a chicken anyways.

The Binger Tornado

I was born during this storm. Full details can be found here about the damage and stuff.

The money quote, "Although there were no injuries or deaths and a relatively small amount of property damage, when compared with other more devasting tornadoes, the Binger tornado of May 22, 1981 was no doubt a powerful storm. Evidence gathered from a ground survey of the storm indicates that it should be classified as a high F4 on the Fujita-scale. Damage to houses, trees, and equipment was severe, but not sufficiently bad to justify an F5 rating."

Thank god i was born in the storm shelter in the basement in a secure location or this blog wouldn't be here today.

You want out of Iraq? This is how you do it

So, say you are an American soldier located in the quagmire that is now Iraq. You want out. You have been deployed too long without proper relief. You can no longer be diagnosed with Post Traumatic Stress Disorder but instead be diagnosed with Adjustment Disorder, see here (what do you expect from an administration that skirted around the Genevea Convention by creating a new term, enemy combatant. Also, by diagnosing soldiers with AD instead of PTSD, they get denied long term benefits from the VA).

Well, your stuck basically in Iraq. Unless...you use the Quran as a target. Thats right, an American sniper used a copy of the Muslim holy book as a target. He was disciplined and then removed from Iraq and probably any other muslim country. Money quote, 'The U.S. military said Sunday that it had disciplined the sniper and removed him from Iraq after he was found to have used Islam's holy book for target practice May 9 in a predominantly Sunni area west of Baghdad.'

Nice. Spread the word.

This is pretty fucked up

So, I came across this interview that was done on DemocracyNow.org involving Tim Shorrock. He wrote a compelling book about the Outsourcing of Spies, and not the outsourcing to India.

The whole interview can be found here. Money quote, "I got a leaked document that was an unclassified document that was a pie chart that showed 70 percent—that’s seven-o percent—of our intelligence budget money going into the hands of private contractors."

What gets me here is that corporations or companies are making a buck of the government, that is always the case with government contracts, no harm done. But, when 70% of the budget is given to companies for signals and intelligence gathering, that is messed up. Man, it must be sweet being CACI (you know, the private company hired for intel in Iraq, the same company that brought you Abu Ghraib -well they did suggest using the attack dogs to freighten and toruture prisoners).

Best part, when you read the interview, pretty much the Intelligence Directorate (CIA, NSA, NRO, etc), did not want this report released to Congress, let alone the American public. Fuck.

Age of Aquarius

When the moon is in the Seventh House
And Jupiter aligns with Mars
Then peace will guide the planets
And love will steer the stars
This is the dawning of the age of Aquarius

Actually, this is for Raul. He just recently allowed microwaves and cell phones. Cuba is going capitalistic. I would imagine in 4 years we would be on terms with them. For Russia, it was McDonalds and Coke that made the first ripple.

Raul, my offer is still on the table. I can help ease you into this new political arena, all I ask is that you make me a provisional governor or something.

Im not completely cold hearted

I do have a heart, somewhere. When old yeller got whacked, i did not cry, but my eye almost watered. Anyways...I noticed now that this fair trade products are becoming more and more popular.

I admit, paying some child in the middle of the 3rd world less than $2 is wrong. But, as always, hippies are going about this the wrong way.

Their solution, apply the fair trade sticker to products that are fair trade, makes sense. But, you gotta use reverse psychology on this one. Instead of marking products that are classified as fair trade, mark the ones that aren't, unfair trade. Instead of seeing a few products marked fair trade, imagine seeing almost every product unfair trade. That'll shake some shit up.

But, what do I know anyways.

Mass dumbasses

If you are not in mexico, involved with a mexican, or not of mexican decent, then you should not be celebrating Cinco de Mayo. Period.

St. Patrick's day is still kosher. That is all.

PETA Kills

"In the end, I would go to work early, before anyone got there, and I would just kill the animals myself. Because I couldn't stand to let them go through that. I must have killed a thousand of them, sometimes dozens every day."

Ingrid Newkirk said that in the New Yorker in 2003. I bring this up because this split faced whisker biscuit is trying to suspend the jockey that aided in the euthanasia of his filly, Eight Belles, at the kentucky derby. FYI, the filly had both front ankles broken.

Awww, isn't that dog cute. Its probably dead now.

We need new history books

Since I am preparing for my future law career, I decided to get a copy of the constitution that was a little more portable (since my only copy is attached to a fucking huge unabridged dictionary).

Well, I guess I was wrong all this time. Some bloke by the name of Roger wrote the Constitution of the United States...and all this time I thought it was written by Thomas Jefferson, James Madison, and Benny Franklin.

At least he got 5 stars for his effort.

I did it

You made me do it EPA. I sent an e-mail to Greenpeace. Now, I have to take a soul disinfectant shower to get rid of the karma stink.

This is pretty sweet

I am usually impressed by bright lights, flashy objects, big boobs bouncing in the air, stuff like that. But, I have to admit, this is pretty sweet.

I should be a congressman

Well, I am glad to see that there is not much going on in a day in the life of your average John Q. Congressmen. So much free time that they now passed 'National Watermelon Month' for July.

Phew, I guess I missed the TPS report that said that the Iraq War was over and we hung Osama.

Its fun to do bad stuff

Seriously, this kid needs help....fast. And yes, I still weep for the future.

What the fuck is up with the Supreme Court

Justice Scalia, what the fuck is wrong with you? Here is a brief transcript of his interview with 60 minutes, as provided by Democracy Now.

Justice Scalia: I don’t like torture. I’m—although defining it is going to be a nice trick. But, I mean, who’s in favor of it? Nobody. And we have a law against torture. But if the—everything that is hateful and odious is not covered by some provision of the Constitution.

Lesley Stahl: If someone’s in custody, as in Abu Ghraib, and they are brutalized by a law enforcement person, if you listen to the expression, ‘cruel and unusual punishment,’ doesn’t that apply?

Justice Scalia: “No, no.”

Stahl: “Cruel and unusual punishment?”

Justice Scalia: “To the contrary. You think—you think that you would—has anybody ever referred to torture as punishment? I don’t think so.”

Stahl: “Well, I think if you’re in custody and you have a policeman who’s taken you into custody—”

Justice Scalia: “And you say he’s punishing you?”

Stahl: “Sure.”

Justice Scalia: “What’s he punishing you for? You punish somebody—”

Stahl: “Well, because he assumes you, one, either committed a crime—”

Justice Scalia: “No, no.”

Stahl: “—or that you know something that he wants to know.”

Justice Scalia: “It’s the latter. And when he’s—when he’s—when he’s hurting you in order to get information from you—”

Stahl: “Yeah.”

Justice Scalia: “—you don’t say he’s punishing you. What’s he punishing you for? He’s trying to extract—”

Stahl: “Because he thinks you’re a terrorist, and he’s going to beat the you-know-what out of you.”

Justice Scalia: “Anyway, that’s my view. And it happens to be correct.”

And this fucktard is on the Supreme Court? Thanks Bush for his appointment. Maybe Harriet would have been a better choice after all. If he is going to allow this for prisoners in American custody abroad, it will only be a matter of time before this is allowed for prisoners in American custody in the homeland.

April Fucktard of the Month

This prestigious honor goes to Mr. Will Utt of KBR. Pretty much, he runs a company that imprisoned a woman contract worker in Iraq because she wanted to complain the fact that she was raped. Other cases of women getting raped by KBR employees without the company providing support, assistance, or punishment have been documented.

Yet, despite all these reports, KBR is still getting multi-million dollar government contracts. These people are the worse of the worse when it comes to war profiteering.

What kills me is that Congress has done absolutely shit about this, besides holding a hearing that went nowhere.

Second runner up, George W. Bush for his feigning for the care of veterans of a war he started. It was a very close second.

EPA, you are on notice....bitches.

All right, the big thing I talked about earlier probably isn't a big thing, retrospectively. And, since this is 'Earth Week' or whatever hippy holiday it is, I decided to do my part, all be it limited and very non-time consuming.

I was looking at new cars, specifically the stickers. As most know, each car sold in the U.S. has to have a mileage rating, both for city and highway driving. Well, I was curious how the highway mileage was calculated.

When I was driving to Pennsylvania, Ohio, Kentucky, and Virginia, I noticed that the national highway speed set by these states were at least over 65 mph, and some over 70 mph. When the Highway Mileage Display (I do not know the specific law's name) law went into effect, the national highway average was 55mph. Now that most states increased their mileage to over 65+, few still have 55, I believe. I was just curious if the new highway mileage took this into account. Because, after all, what is the point of having a highway speed determined at 55mph when you live in a region where it is over 65mph. Doesn't seem to make much sense to me.

Well, I asked this question. I went to the www.fueleconomy.gov website, found the contact person, selected my regional representative (NY is region 2), and sent off an e-mail earlier this week, asking this very question.

Now, it is Thursday, and no response. Not sure if this is a good thing, or bad. Granted, it is green week and I am sure the EPA is busy, but I do not think it takes much to answer, Yes, highway mileage is calulcated at 65mph, or no it is not.

Well, if I do not hear from them in about a week from today, I will do something I will forever regret. I will enlist the services of Greenpeace so that their army of lobbyists can figure this shit out and hopefully change it. Their bastards, and will always be, but Hell, every bastard can be usefull from time to time.

Gotta Love Meatloaf

Man, i am glad to see MeatLoaf is getting some props.







Meatloaf, Fuck Yeah!!!

But seriously, McCain voted against a bill that will enforce equal pay for women because of the litigation it will allow.

But, without suing, how can we force a company to comply? Companies aren't going to do this voluntarily unless the get called out for it and it'll cost them more money. Dumbass.

I know presidents do crappy promos but..

Seriously, Deal or No Deal. Even you could have done better.

Oh, your whole 'Im for the veterans is bullshit.' You need to be called out on it. Like for instance, this. Seriously, you are that desperate where you calling up people who are DEAF, not because he was born that way, because he was in an Afghanistan shithole and a rocket exploded near him.

Or how about this, where you finally fired the commander who ran the Walter Reed Army Medical Hospital. But, too bad, you cut the funds for that so he could not perform the upgrades.

Or this article, where veterans are committing suicide at the rate of 17 per day because they were denied treatment at the VA Hospitals.

Or this instance, where the VA denied health care because he left Iraq under the 'sole survivor' rule when his two other brothers were killed.


To President Bush:
You don't give two shits about veterans. Never have, never will. Don't pretend otherwise. Maybe if you and your cronies would stop the war profiteering, maybe you can actually spend some money on these people.

Too Good!

Haven't Forgot

I know it has been awhile since my last rant, but I have something major in the works. HHHUUUGGEEE.

Not happening

"This is america. We cut our pizza into slices, not rectangles."

Couldnt have said it better myself Dave.

Spying on Greenpeace

See here. Don't let those hippy do good no shower takers fool you. They are just as dangerous as Al Qaeda, except they have a better PR department. I hope whatever intel was collected totally fucked them over. Fucking Hippies.

Homeland Security My Arse

Pretty much, the Government Accountability Office, GAO, pretty much found everything under the sun, from F-14 antennae, body armor, even sensitive military night vision goggles which has the ability to determine if the person your looking at is friend or foe. Sweet.

All this stuff was found on eBay, Craigslist, and other various online re-sellers/auction houses. See here.

Way to go homeland security. Stellar performance. Shouldn't all the money we spend on big brother to analyze the internet and eavesdrop on us should have found this stuff? Since you can not even get the No-Fly list working properly, I guess having CARNIVORE / ECHELON programs working is too much to ask for. Start small, then work your way up to the big stuff.

Praise Jeebus that the GAO found this stuff. GAO, your off my government shit list. Since you found this, and exposed this different scandal, your good people. Keep it up.

Again, more proposed government bullshit

This comes from the land of broken levies and crawfish. LA Government is proposing to castrate sex offenders. I hate to say this, but I never thought I would be on the side of sex offenders. We have a little known document called the Bill of Rights, and in that (specifically amendment 8), it prevents the government from inflecting cruel and unusual punishment.

Now, I am not a legal scholar, but losing a set of testes at the government hands, should be considered cruel, if not, definitely unusual.

I bet the cougar mascot cries himself to sleep at night

Seriously, who ever is in this Cougar's mascot uniform, you lost all respect and manhood, for life. period. no appeals. your done son.

Ive said it beofre and I will say it again...

Old people, at least those who can get AARP benefits, should be able to do whatever the fuck they want. See here. All I have to say is that my politician was decent enough to get a hooker.

How is KBR still getting military contracts

See here. The money quote is "Jamie Leigh Jones, now 22, says that after she was raped by multiple men at a KBR camp in the Green Zone, the company put her under guard in a shipping container with a bed and warned her that if she left Iraq for medical treatment, she'd be out of a job."

The fact that this occurred over a year ago and is just now getting face time with the Senate is absolutely appalling. If KBR is guilty of the imprisonment and assault, they should get the book thrown at them. But, of course they wont, because their Daddy Company, Haliburton, has some friends in pretty high places.

40+ other women have come forward about similar accusations with KBR and Haliburton. A "Lisa Smith" is schedule to testify before the Senate tomorrow about what happened to her.

If KBR / Haliburton are held responsible, they should get the mother fuckin book thrown at them Samual L. Jackson style. But, a little known fact, is that American Contractors generally operate with immunity from their actions in IRAQ, so I do not think that will happen. Money quote, "It's very troubling," said Dean John Hutson of the Franklin Pierce Law Center. "The way the law presently stands, I would say that they don't have, at least in the criminal system, the opportunity for justice." What the fuck is up with that bullshit. I hope, if these allegations are true, she takes KBR for everything that they are worth.

I weep for the future

Man, where do I begin. Nothing like making a big hit on the internet by beating the shit out of someone. Like, way cool, like, you know.

Are people getting more stupid? Do people think that if they commit a crime then upload it on myspace and youtube, they will not get caught. Those girls are fuckwits. Well, they are teenage girls, so I guess rationale, logic and reason aren't high on their priority list. I blame Daria.

Crackpot Conspiracies

Here is what is hopefully not going to happen. If Hillary becomes the Democratic Nominee, that is because she pulled up enough dirt on these 'Superdeligates' that they voted for her. Yeah blackmail.

Or, if McCain wins, it is because right before the presidential election, Bush is going to announce that they caught Osama bin Laden and then hang his ass on the White House Rose Garden. To make it better, there will be a Nathans hot dog vendor, and the president will have a dog for the ultimate photo op. America, Hangings and Hot Dogs since 1776.

These are just crackpot theories, but if they are true, I wanted it on record for the ultimate 'I Told You So.' If not, it'll be another one of my humorous conspiracy theories.

Hillary, Hillary, Hillary

Yet another reason why I am not liking Hillary. Her Chief Strategist owns his own PR / Lobbyist group, and this guy, Mr. Mark Penn was hired by the Colombians (the same people who brought you Cocaine in a Can), to push a free-trade agreement with their nation.

First, Hillary's second in command owns his own PR / Lobbyist firm. Hillary claims she is anti-lobbyist but her second in command is one. Smooth. Second, Mr. Penn decided to represent the Colombians to push their free-trade agenda with the U.S. Yet, Hillary is trying to be anti-free trade. Nice.

Best part, after this ordeal went down, the Colombians fired his ass. He is just lucky he is not hanging from a helicopter scarface style.

Census counts on paper for 2010

I am almost on the government's side on this one. I am glad that they are sticking to paper for the census instead of using the digital pda version they wished on implementing. Their system had discovered a bunch of bugs and issues that would not have been resolved in time. Props, for once.

However, this is what I do have an issue with. Pretty much, switching back to paper, is going to raise the cost to something in the ballpark of $14.5b to perform the census. That seems just a wee bit too high. Maybe the rising gas prices had something to do with it.

The First Ever 'Fuckwit of the Month'

I am herby bestowing, with all rights and privileges there of, that Mr. H. Lee Scott is the Fuckwit of the Month for March 2008. He is the C.E.O. of Walmart, which won a lawsuit against a brain dead woman recently.

Enjoy this prestigious accomplishment. Runner's Up: George W. Bush and John McCain, they are eligible to recieve a $10 coupon to Old Country Buffet.

PS - I know the 'Of The Month' stamp is missing from the picture, but it turned out to be funnier like this. Since this is the first one, once I get a standard layout chosen, each month may vary from each other. Picture taken from a google image search.

Earth Hour Hooey

Look, when will people listen. Getting the idiotic idea of everyone turning their lights off for one hour really does not do anything in the long run. Sure, for one hour, we do not use the resources, but once that hour is over, back to business baby, polluting like its our job.

A massive one time cooperation is nothing more than a PR stunt. Look, if everyone just does a little bit extra, thats all we need to do. But, of course, that philosophy won't make great headlines so it wont be really pushed. Instead, we are forced to do one time stunts to raise awareness to only be quickly forgotten and discarded. Dumbasses.

Now, because of this 'Earth Hour,' I am forced to do my own little stunt to counter act it. I am driving my escalade for an extra hour this week. Take that!

Not even Greenpeace participated or even endorsed this hooey. Ha. Not even the champions of the environment fucktards endorsed this asinine idea. Not one mention on their website (there was one page that was in spanish, but not in English). On the http://www9.earthhourus.org/ website, greenpeace is not even mentioned.

My personal theory is that the Greenpeace fuckwits don't like compeition in the environmental movement.

Something has got to change

Thats it. This is complete bullshit. Something has got to change. I am for corporations, but when you steal $400K from a brain damaged woman that is now left with nothing, you got to wonder. Plus, our wonderful government (both at the state and federal level) has not yet acted on behalf of this woman.

Wal-Mart is a bunch of fucktards for doing this, especially when they made $90b. Oh, to add injury to insult, her son was recently killed in Iraq.

I e-mailed the governor (Matt Blunt) and u.s. state senators (Christopher 'Kit' Bond, Claire McCaskill) so I know they know about it, or at the very least, their aids. Maybe someone with a bit of decency will actually do the right thing to help this poor woman, but unfortunately, I do not see that happening.

Fuck, something has go to change. This should not be allowed.

I may be going to Hell...or not.

I really do not know how to begin this post without sounding like a fuckwit or insensitive. If I were handicapped and confined to a wheelchair, this is the wheelchair I would get. Seriously, its pretty cool. The technology behind it is pretty advanced and with $26,500 and a prescription, it could be yours.

Sex Education

Where were these teachers when I was a wee lad in school? Talk about a different approach to sex education. Sure beats the crappy film produced in the 70s that I had to watch.

Fuck You Florida

First, you fuck up an election, then you do this shit. The guy is 93. I think he deserves a pass just because he is a member of the greatest generation.

Plus, you can tell he is not current, he only wanted to spend $20. Back in his day, I'm sure that could have bought a lot, but today, I don't think it could even cover a hummer.

Florida, fuck off, let the guy get his last remaining nutt off in peace. Fuckwits.

I've Said It Before But This Time I Mean It...

Im dumfounded, which is not an east task onto itself. See here. I really lost faith in humanity.

"If its on the Internet, it has to be true!" Fucktards.

I hope that guy comes down on the son of a bitch who did that to him. Or better yet, send that guy's scrawny white ass to prison where he can become Big Black Bubba's Butt Buddy (super-duper Alliteration for those of you keeping track).

EDIT:

After this post, I recently came across this video. No words can express my perplexity.

Hilary Mispoke

So, good 'ole Hilary Clinton misspoke about her recollection about that day in Bosnia, and it turned out to be a whopper of a fish tail. But, honestly, are you really surprised about this? I'm not. Slick Willy misspoke about his recollection about having sexual relations with that woman.

Stop Forwarding Me Crap

I do not care if little Timmy is dying of cancer of if Lassie does not have a home or even if I forward a message Verizon will donate 25 cents per text, I do not want to hear about it. Stop forwarding me and other people this crap that is obviously a fake.

Now, if the email is not a PSA or contains, say naked women, by all means, feel free to keep forwarding that.

Dumbass Texters of All Hemisphers

Look, your sending me a text because you want to communicate information that doesn't require a full phone call, and I can understand that. However, we are past the days of 'c u l8r'. Look, phones have advanced and practically anyone who texts now has a phone with t9 or more advanced, so spell the word out.

I understand that a SMS is only 160 someodd characters, and if you are sending a long text, I do not mind shorthand, it is understandable based on the message format limits. However, if you send a text that has more room to spare and you still use 'c u l8r' or any other dumbass shorthand, you are a retard, no excuses. Its basic courtesy to do that because I do not want to waste my non-valuvable time (not a typo) deciphering a fucking short text.

Also, I do not know what the craze about signing your text with your nickname is about, but that is likewise retarded and superfluous. I know who you are because you are on my contact list for a reason and I do not get enough unsolicited texts to require that of people.

What is wrong with the Georgia Supreme Court.

"Troy Anthony Davis, 39, was convicted of killing a Savannah police officer after a 1991 trial based entirely on witnesses' accounts. Seven of the nine who implicated Davis have since changed their story in sworn affidavits, with several claiming they were pressured by police in their earlier statements.". Full article here.

Basically, he is on death row and the Georgia Supreme Court (with this evidence at hand) pretty much said he was still going to be executed.

Im dumfounded. Absolutely flabbergasted.

Fuck the Dalai Lama

Actually, I agree with the Chinese on Tibet. The Dalai Lama does not care about Tibet's freedom or any of that bullshit, he just wants his palatial mansion back. Look at the size of that. If I was kicked out and found out later it was turned into a tourist museum, I would probably want it back as well. Gotta love a religious leader who lives in a fucking huge mansion while the rest of his country is poor. Resource management baby! More information on the Potala Palace can be found here.

And, to think, you guys might have actually believed him and his rhetoric.

China Bullshit

This is complete bullshit. The U.S. Dropped China from the top 10 list of human rights violations, but, I am not shocked about this. I wonder how much in loans the Chinese government forgave for this action. I am guessing a lot. Gotta pay for IRAQ somehow.

Then, the fucking Chinese do this. Way to go guys at the State Department.

Seriously, this is the best we can do? I wonder how many reporters are going to go missing in China during the olympics. Don't even get me started on that, olympics in China. But, every organization has their price.

EDIT: You know you are right when the Germans got your back. See here.

Bullshit Censorship

All right, I need to get something off my chest. I do not hate the government but I am overly critical of them. I do not hate 90% of them, because I do feel, that they are trying to work for the greater good. My gripe is with the Secretaries of the various departments and the other political appointees. It is to these people, I object, and will criticize the most because many of them are unqualified to be in the positions of power that they steward.

And, with that in mind, fuck you FCC. I used to have satellite radio, then I moved to Australia for a bit, and when I came back, never renewed it. I was listening to Howard Stern online and missed how I used to listen to him on free-to-air radio.

This website lists their rules regarding obscene material. From my understanding of this law, its first form took hold in the 1930s when there were very few radio stations for the public to chose from. And, I can understand their argument and their philosophy back in the day because people did not have much to chose from. Now, we do. Where I live in upstate NY, its not an overly big city or market, but even our FM/AM radio dial almost has something on every frequency.

We live in a age choices, unlike back in the past. Here, people have the freedom of choice to determine what they like to listen to and determine what their moral values are. The people who are in charge of the FCC have a more conservative stance than I do. I do not mind most of the stuff Howard Stern broadcasts (and other stuff I do think is offensive). Thank God that we live in a market where I can change the FUCKING channel.

Now, you fucktards are now trying to censor fee-to-air TV. Well, not trying, you are. Again, more bullshit. Even cable channels are afraid to air swear words or tits because of fines that could be over $300,000. Thanks Bush, go back to doing coke, I am sure you were cooler back then than you are now.

Whats next, you fucktards at the FCC already have your hand in Radio, which you shouldn't anymore. You guys are already regulating free-to-air TV and now want to move to paid cable. Fuck you. What are you going to do next, censor print? Outlaw playboy, penthouse or even the New Yorker?

You should not be babying us. You are not my mother or father. I like toilet humor. I think its fucking funny. You want clean music or content, go listen to Will Smith all you want. But Fuck You for thinking you know whats good for me.

I think censorship is the worst thing against free speach. You could take the standard argument that you are restricting 'bad words.' But, you are still restricting words that people chose to use, and restricting choice is one of the most dangerous actions a government can take. I have some more bad words that the government way want to restrict in todays climent, 'Free Choice, Protest, Complain, Freedom, Revolution, Anti-Bush, Anti-Fear, Constitution, Bill of Rights'

What if the government decides to restrict those words. How then, as a society, can we ensure that the government is not going unchecked from the public. Restricting words is restricting freedom, and that is why we have the Bill of Rights.

Miko Hughes said it best, "Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina!"

EDIT: - Check out this bullshit (and it even happened on a College Campus where free speech and ideas are supposed to be exchanged!). I feel if I even touch this issue, I may give myself a heart attack. ARGH!

No Dude Left Behind

He may be a little bit dull but I think he is on the right track. He could be Secretary of Education material or at the very
least, Under Secretary material.

Believe it..or not.

All right, we all just have to take a deep breath and relax...do it, I command thee.  Good, now sit down, trust me on this.  We should not be making a big deal about prostitution (and if you read my previous posts, you know I think it should be legalized).  Thats not the shocking part.  

This is.  We have all committed acts of prostitution, you just really haven't realized it.  Dating is just a form of legalized prostitution.  Think about it.  When a guy takes a girl on a date (or another guy if thats your thing), he tries to spend as much money as he can to get her in the sack. Thats the ultimate goal really.  Sometimes we have to spend more money and invest our time more fully over some girls.  

Good, once the guy beds the woman, thats only half the battle.  If he wants to keep having a piece of guaranteed ass, he has to spend money to keep her and invest his time.  How many times have you heard of a girl leaving a guy because she stopped spending time and money on her. I have heard that story lots of times.  Girls, we aren't spending all this money because we like you (granted its a reason, just not the only one), we are spending all this money on you to keep you in the sack.  

Agree with me or not, but I believe dating is just a legalized form of it.  At least with a prostitute, you know its over when your hour or night is up and do not have to deal with the extended bullshit.  

Id sell dick to women if I was tad bit hotter.  On a side note, this is Spitzer's biddy and if I had 5K extra to spend, I would have no hesitation to spend it on her.  

Never been less proud to be a New Yorker

Sorry Spitzer, your ass is grass and the Republicans are the mowers.  I am not happy about either. It was a great run you had. So what if you got busted having sex with a consenting women for money. But do not dismay, the fuckwits who were calling for your resignation / impeachment are the fuckwits who back a president who kills innocent civilians, imprisons people on an offshore jail, admits to using torture to get information, and condones spying on citizens without any fear of impeachment.  Pretty much, the Republican fucktards are saying, you can kill as many people as you want and pretty much do what you want, just dont have sex or your impeached.  

But, now you are on your way out, effective Monday.  You probably got some last minute preparations for the changing of the guard the guard.  But, what to do on Thursday and Friday?  

If it were me, and probably good that it isn't, I would party my ass off.  Your leaving anyways and what can else can they do to you.  Bring in the Kegs of uber-expensive beer and bottles of that State wine they reserve for special occasions and see where the night takes you.  Then, as an added fuck you to the Republicans, pardon everyone under the sun.  No questions asked. Non violent criminal, pardoned.  Person stuck in jail for unpaid tickets, pardoned.  Shady campaign contributor, pardoned.  Harmless pot smoker, pardoned.  Since your going out, go out on your terms.

I got your back Spitzer

Governor Spitzer, you are the man, well almost (you back H.C. for president and I gotta call you out on that).  So, you got caught on tape by the F.B.I. soliciting the services of a prostitute.  Thats fine, you are doing a perfectly human function (after all, we all want to do ‘stuff’ that we can do with our wives) between two consenting adults.  People are going to rag on you for getting that high class hooker, but be strong (your wife may have issues with that, but thats all on you).

I am a firm believer that prostitution should be legal.  If we apply the same standards as what Nevada has implemented, it will be safer for all parties involved.  

1.  Government/Religion Crap.  Prostitution is the world’s oldest profession.  Its not like this is new and some fad that just suddenly emerged.  This has been going on and on despite whatever government or religion is in control (it even occurs in SW Asia and those people are fundamentalists).  Pretty much, the government is saying that two adults can’t have sex if money is involved (my theory is because the government cant collect the taxes of that transaction).  

2.  Health.  Prostitutes are diseased infested and if you get one, you gonna die.  Well, I can't comment on the deregulated prostitutes, but for the legal ones, you could not be farther from the truth.  These laws are taken from the Storrey County Nevada rules concerning prostitution where it is legal.  Here was the section concerning the health regulations.  

5.16.180 Health regulations

   A. Any licensee who wilfully and knowingly exposes any patron to persons affected with any infectious venereal diseases shall have his permit and license revoked pursuant to ordinance, and licensees must agree to use all possible care to prevent such occurrences and abide by any state and county health regulations that may be imposed. All employees excluding maids, managers and domestic help, must be examined at least once each week by a regularly licensed physician or osteopath.

   B. A medical examination is required of all employed prostitutes. Every licensee shall insure that in accordance with the Division of Health of the Department of Human Resources of the state of Nevada rules and regulations now in force or hereafter promulgated a medical examination is undergone by all prostitutes employed by the licensee, which examination shall :\

1. Be performed at least once a week ; 

        2. Be performed by or under the supervision of a physician duly licensed to practice medicine in the state of Nevada ;
        3. Include tests approved by the Division of Health of the Department of Human Resourses of the state of Nevada for the detection and diagnosis of sexually transmitted disease, including, but not limited to weekly tests for gonorrhea and chlamydia. All tests must be processed at a Nevada licensed and approved clinical laboratory ;
        4. Include tests approved by the Nevada State Division of Health for the detection of Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome (AIDS). A negative test for Human Immune Deficiency Virus (HIV) is required before a work card can be issued. An HIV test is required every thirty days. If any legal prostitute tests positive on her Western Blot or other licensed confirmatory HIV test then her employment will be terminated. In addition, each pre-employment worker is required to be tested for infectious syphilis. She is also required to have a syphilis serology every thirty days. If her pre-employment or subsequent syphilis tests are confirmed positive she will be required to undergo a medical evaluation and treatment before she can go back to work as a legal prostitute in the county ;
       5. Include other medical approved test, deemed advisable by the physician, for determining whether the prostitute is afflicted with any infectious or contagious disease ;
       6. Be performed at the location of the licensed operation, at the physician's office, at a hospital or clinic, as determined by the physician ; and
       7. The medical authority will provide negative results to the county sheriff before an applicant can receive a work card. 

C. Medical Examination -- Duty of Licensee. Every licensee shall ensure that every prostitute is examined by a physician as required in Subsection B (5) of this section, and that the physician has :

  1. Issued to the sheriff of the county a clearance on every person examined and found to have no evidence of a communicable disease ; 

       2. Refused to issue such certificate to any person found to be, or suspected of being, afflicted with a sexually transmitted disease ;

       3. Reported the results of his refusal to issue such certificate immediately to the sheriff of the county ; and
       4. Reported to the sheriff of the county and the county board of commissioners immediately the existence of any condition on the premises of any licensed operation which, in the professional opinion of the physician, constitutes a health hazard to the patrons or employees of any licensed operation or to the public, together with his recommendations for correcting the condition. All prostitutes will be counseled about their infection by the Nevada Health Division or their designee when a positive venereal disease test is detected or suspected. (Res. 90-11, 1990 ; Res. 90-6, 1990 ; Regs. dated 8/8/72 Section 5) 

3.  Decriminalization.  First, there will be no human rights violation.  These women will chose to work in a safe, healthy, and regulated environment (the security and protection of these women in these brothe’s is pretty high).  They will not be exploited because they are getting paid with a regular paycheck and could be taxed accordingly.  Except, instead of a pimp getting his cut, Uncle Sam is getting a little piece of the action.  

4.  Porn is legal, so why isn’t prostitution.  Just think of prostitution as interactive porn and I can pretty much guarantee that no DVD can compare.

5.  Personal Choice.  This is just another way for the government to control what people do with their bodies.  These are the same fucktards that make you apply for a license before you get married.  

The people who we trust to govern us are the same people who are breaking the laws, sorry Spitzer.  You are not the first to break this law, but rest assured, you won’t be the last.  And, just to rub salt in the wound, there is even a Roman Catholic Bishop who supports the legalization of brothels.  Take that!

What would DARPA think now?

Man, I could go into my spiel about how we need to have net neutrality to ensure that corporations cant censor ideas or access to competitor's products. I could go into detail about how freedom of speech and expression on the internet is endangered. I could even discuss the tactics the companies, like Comcast, are doing to make sure that we do not have access to a global network without bias or prejudice.

But, to be honest, I just want to make sure I can still access my girl on girl midget porn.

On a completely unrelated topic, I was at a party where someone decided to smoke a 'marijuna cigarette' and some, lets call her Bitch, refused to be associated with that (which is fine) but made my friend (the bitch's fiance) take her away from the party because she believes the stereotypes. I am planing a new perspective on pro-marijuana legislation, but I am too hungover for that now and that post will come later on down the road.

PS - DARPA stands for the Defense Advance Research Project Agency, they were the ones who created the internet before the academics took hold of it.

The B.M.I. is useless

All right, I had a physical not too long ago to get private health insurance, and I thought everything went well for the most part.  I am not the model of physical health or well-being, but I do not smoke and I am a relative moderate drinker (I threw in relative because I do go on the occasional bender here and there...).  

Anyways, I got a letter in the post today saying that my application was denied by the red cross wannabies.  The reason was I had an 'unacceptable' B.M.I. (Body Mass Indicator) indicator. Granted, I am 5'10 roughly 185-190 lbs.  My body build doesn't really indicate that I am as fat as what the B.M.I says I am (or I have a really great self-image).  

So, I wanted to do some research on the B.M.I just to see what it takes for me to be in the acceptable range.  I quick google search for the B.M.I., found a generator, and went to see what was up.  For me to be acceptable, at 5'10, I need to be roughly 173 lbs.  I admit, I probably could shed a few pounds, but 173lbs, get real, not going to happen.  I think I saw 180 once after severe diet and exercise, but not anything lower.  

So, I wanted to do some research on this whole B.M.I. thingamabob, and found something interesting.  It turns out, it is actually called the Quetelet Index developed by a Belgium scientist back between 1830-1850.  See here.

You are telling me that we are using a system that was developed in the mid 1800's?  No one else has made a breakthrough since then?  I maybe wrong (probably am because I do not have a M.D. after my name) but they were still prescribing cocaine and morphine for headaches and leeches for blood disorders.  

Fuck, its the 21st century and we can not even agree on the fucking food pyramid.  In this article, the World Health Organization, England's National Health Service, Harvard Medical and our very own USDA each have their own versions.  Fuck.  But yet, using something that was developed in the Leech and Cocaine period is perfectly acceptable.  All of our advance and research of the Human Body and this guy in Belgium got it right so long ago.  In the words of Fake Steve Jobs, 'Suck It Out Of My Own Ass.'  If I am wrong, then I am wrong, but come on, this is absurd.  Either way, I will probably be overweight in whatever system that is developed, but at least ill be overweight by a system that was created in my lifetime.    

My money is on Jenny Craig, Slim Fast, Trim-Spa, and who ever is peddling weight loss products, that they are the ones responsible for everyone using the B.M.I.  

If you really want to lose weight, use my free to public weight loss program, Meth and Coke diet.  I can guarantee the pounds will just slither off.  Ride the Snake.  

PS - unless you are the Netherlands, then that shit is probably illegal where you live, and I take no responsibility if you get caught.  But, if someone actually does this, let me know.  Ill create a special Hall of Fame for you and everything, quite the honor let me tell you.  

Props to Lazyboy!

Namaste, bitches.

Recycling is a sham

It was a somewhat pleasant day today, so I decided to build muscle on my busted leg and take a walk around the neighborhood.  I was drinking a glass of 'Yoo-Hoo' (which is a feat upon itself because i cant find Yoo-Hoo anywhere anymore) and threw it away in a trash can instead of the bright blue recycling bin next to it.  A little girl, had to have been like in 7th grade or so, came up to me and said that I should recycle the bottle for the planet and its good in that smug johnny do good voice as well.  I then responded to girl, 'Well, someone should tell you that recycling is a sham...and the Santa doesn't exist (that was for bothering me).'  Well, I didn't say that, not even I can tell a girl that recycling is a sham.   

Actually, that never took place.  The girl never bothered me, in fact, she wasn't even real.  I wanted to give the girl balloons but thought even you would have picked up on that pile of bullshit.  But, I did take that walk around town.  I was just looking for a good excuse/segway to use this New York Times article about how recycling is a sham and it actually costs more.  Now, this article is 4 years old, but I can't imagine how recycling technology (or the lack of using it which is why its so expensive) would have changed much.

This is a double victory for me.  Not only do I get to see the look the face of the hippies whose spirit's I just crush, I am also not contributing to government waste.  Double Fuck Yeah!

Look, I am not against recycling or being 'green.'  In fact, I did install those cool water saving devices for the shower and toilet, and even sprung for those fancy little curly light bulbs that are supposed to last for 7 years.  But, if the fucktards at Greenpeace expect me to live in a straw-barrel house off the grid and not eat genetically engineered food (another post), they have another thing coming.  

Also, if the government was into this recycling thing, they wouldn't charge me money to replace my blue recycling bin that was stolen by kids (actually it was probably blown away by the wind, but I am still blaming the youth).   

Your still gonna get f*d in the ass

I came up with this when I was drunk.  This goes back to how I think the two party political system is a sham.  I equated it to this, your still gonna get fucked in the ass, by both Republicans and Democrats.  Republicans, your getting fucked in the ass for their pleasure.  For the Democrats, you are getting fucked in the ass for your pleasure.  Either way, your still getting fucked in the ass.  

Greenpeace Fuckwits are Terrorists

Came across this picture on the Internet.  I guess some Greenpeace activists broke threw the security at Heathrow airport. Its official, they are terrorists!!! England, send them to Guantanamo Bay while you still can and we have the room. Spaces are limited and time is running out.   

If you want, I can do this on the DL for you.  If you can get them to Ft. Lauderdale, I can get them to Cuba (of course for a small handling fee because I guess people smuggling is looked down upon, but these are terrorists, so i dont think anyone important will care). 

The Formation of the Super Duper Double Secret Political Party

The democrats are idiots.  Republicans are even worse.  I am a registered Libertarian but we are considered "nuts" in the political spectrum.  

So, I am forming the Super Duper Double Secret Political Party.  Actually, I am calling my party the Realist Political Party.  I wanted to call it the Anti-Bullshit party, but I know some fuckwits may have an issue with Bullshit. 

Fuck them, I am now renaming my party to the Anti-Government Bullshit Party (and I threw in the word Government because I really wanted to piss them off), but you can still call us 'Realist' for short.  

Scrooge in 2020!

Why aren't people being held accountable?

I came across this article postdated on Oct 11 2006, which indicated that 'Excess' Iraqi death at 655,000.   Pretty much, the money quote in this article said that these people would be alive if the invasion had not happened.  

Why has this not been constantly pushed and brought into the main stream media besides the one article? Why hasn't anyone been held accountable. We are responsible for this, but this is a responsibility that no one wants to acknowledge.  

This is the U.N. definition of genocide, 

...any of the following acts committed with intent to destroy, in whole or in part, a national, ethnical, racial or religious group, as such:

(a) Killing members of the group;

(b) Causing serious bodily or mental harm to members of the group;

(c) Deliberately inflicting on the group conditions of life calculated to bring about its physical destruction in whole or in part;

(d) Imposing measures intended to prevent births within the group;

(e) Forcibly transferring children of the group to another group

Even if this was not intentional, we did these acts, and someone in government should be held accountable.  

"The road to Hell is paved with good intentions."

Scrooge for President in 2020

Thats it, I'm throwing my name in the presidential hat for 2020. Why am I waiting in 2020, because 1. Im lazy and 2. 2020 just sounds cool.  

Here are my platforms

1. Cut useless programs and the money we save put that in the school budget initially.

2. Hold Congressmen accountable for their actions.  Put their schedules online and actually make them do their job.

3. Get religion out of the government.  No more 10 commandments in courthouses, no more taking oaths on Bibles, get the crap out.   Evolution, it happened.  We just didn't show up 6,000 years ago.  Don't worry Israel, I still got your back.

4. Modified war on drugs.  Face it, it isn't working, and we are wasting billions on it.  Legalize low influence drugs, like weed, shrooms, and maybe cocaine.  Shit, people are being killed by alcohol and tobacco.  In fact, more people are accidently murdered by handguns each year than cannabis related incidents.  We already have under the influence laws for drugs and alcohol anyways.

5. Non-profit reform.  Just because some government fucktard granted you non-profit status, doesn't mean you distribute information taken out of your own ass.  Greenpace, PETA, your on my hit list.  

6. Jail reform.  If you commit a low level, non violent crime, your ass is going to BOCES instead of jail.  We can not put people who made small mistakes locked up with violent criminals.  No wonder they come out worse than they went in.  

7.  Gay Marrage.  Legalize that shit.  Im not going to force the Church to marry you, but if you want a Justice of the Peace to do it, go for it.  Guess what, Canada has it, and that country isn't falling apart.  

8. Corporations.  If you want tax exemptions, then you have to have your corporate offices in the U.S. No more tax havens for you cheap fucks.  

9.  Create a North American Union.  Canada, Mexico, lets join forces and totally fuck over the euro.  

10.  Get a Surgeon General who is pro-sex and wont put out information saying that sex is bad and condoms are useless.   

11.  Get the fuck out of the middle east.  Those people are just crazy. 

12.  There was once a time, at the height of the Roman Empire, when a citizen could walk from Rome to any country or territory without fear of attack.  Other people knew that if they fucked with the Roman citizen, they knew that full might of the Roman Empire would come down on them. By the way, thats called Civis Romanis, look it up.  Well, I may pull our influences and bases from overseas, but if anyone fucks with us, I have no problem sending in the military to open a can of whoop ass.  

Fuck, this government is pissing me off more and more each day.  Every 20 years, someone like me has to come along just to shake things up for a bit.  

Will Lose Sleep Over This!

I do not know how to begin with this post. This will probably be one of the completely serious posts that I will ever compose. I was researching this out of curiosity and came across a sleep depriving fact.  As of February 8 2008, there have been 127 exonerations of individuals from the death penalty.  

Wow.   I admit, I did not think that this was true, because every time I asked someone to give me a name of an exonerated death row convict, they only responded with the standard 'uh...'.  But, I came across this fact at the deathpenaltyinfo.org website.  

For me, this is enough reason to abolish the death penalty.  I will gladly pardon the execution of all the rapists, murders, and all around 'bad dudes' if it means the possibility of saving one innocent person.  Life in solitary confiment is more than enough punishment for me now.  

NR*	NAME	ST	RACE	CONVICTED	EXONERATED	YEARS BETWEEN	REASON	DNA **
1	David Keaton	FL	B	1971	1973	2	Charges Dismissed
2	Samuel A. Poole	NC	B	1973	1974	1	Charges Dismissed
3	Wilbert Lee	FL	B	1963	1975	12	Pardoned
4	Freddie Pitts	FL	B	1963	1975	12	Pardoned
5	James Creamer	GA	W	1973	1975	2	Charges Dismissed
6	Christopher Spicer	NC	B	1973	1975	2	Acquitted
7	Thomas Gladish	NM	W	1974	1976	2	Charges Dismissed
8	Richard Greer	NM	W	1974	1976	2	Charges Dismissed
9	Ronald Keine	NM	W	1974	1976	2	Charges Dismissed
10	Clarence Smith	NM	W	1974	1976	2	Charges Dismissed
11	Delbert Tibbs	FL	B	1974	1977	3	Charges Dismissed
12	Earl Charles	GA	B	1975	1978	3	Charges Dismissed
13	Jonathan Treadway	AZ	W	1975	1978	3	Acquitted
14	Gary Beeman	OH	W	1976	1979	3	Acquitted
15	Jerry Banks	GA	B	1975	1980	5	Charges Dismissed
16	Larry Hicks	IN	B	1978	1980	2	Acquitted
17	Charles Ray Giddens	OK	B	1978	1981	3	Charges Dismissed
18	Michael Linder	SC	W	1979	1981	2	Acquitted
19	Johnny Ross	LA	B	1975	1981	6	Charges Dismissed
20	Ernest (Shuhaa) Graham	CA	B	1976	1981	5	Acquitted
21	Annibal Jaramillo	FL	L	1981	1982	1	Charges Dismissed
22	Lawyer Johnson	MA	B	1971	1982	11	Charges Dismissed
23	Larry Fisher	MS	W	1984	1985	1	Acquitted
24	Anthony Brown	FL	B	1983	1986	3	Acquitted
25	Neil Ferber	PA	W	1982	1986	4	Charges Dismissed
26	Clifford Henry Bowen	OK	W	1981	1986	5	Charges Dismissed
27	Joseph Green Brown	FL	B	1974	1987	13	Charges Dismissed
28	Perry Cobb	IL	B	1979	1987	8	Acquitted
29	Darby (Williams) Tillis	IL	B	1979	1987	8	Acquitted
30	Vernon McManus	TX	W	1977	1987	10	Charges Dismissed
31	Anthony Ray Peek	FL	B	1978	1987	9	Acquitted
32	Juan Ramos	FL	L	1983	1987	4	Acquitted
33	Robert Wallace	GA	B	1980	1987	7	Acquitted
34	Richard Neal Jones	OK	W	1983	1987	4	Acquitted
35	Willie Brown	FL	B	1983	1988	5	Charges Dismissed
36	Larry Troy	FL	B	1983	1988	5	Charges Dismissed
37	Randall Dale Adams	TX	W	1977	1989	12	Charges Dismissed
38	Robert Cox	FL	W	1988	1989	1	Charges Dismissed
39	Timothy Hennis	NC	W	1986	1989	3	Acquitted
40	James Richardson	FL	B	1968	1989	21	Acquitted
41	Clarence Brandley	TX	B	1981	1990	9	Charges Dismissed
42	John C. Skelton	TX	W	1983	1990	7	Acquitted
43	Dale Johnston	OH	W	1984	1990	6	Charges Dismissed
44	Jimmy Lee Mathers	AZ	W	1987	1990	3	Acquitted
45	Gary Nelson	GA	B	1980	1991	11	Charges Dismissed
46	Bradley P. Scott	FL	W	1988	1991	3	Acquitted
47	Charles Smith	IN	B	1983	1991	8	Acquitted
48	Jay C. Smith	PA	W	1986	1992	6	Acquitted
49	Kirk Bloodsworth	MD	W	1984	1993	9	Charges Dismissed	Yes
50	Federico M. Macias	TX	L	1984	1993	9	Charges Dismissed
51	Walter McMillian	AL	B	1988	1993	5	Charges Dismissed
52	Gregory R. Wilhoit	OK	W	1987	1993	6	Acquitted
53	James Robison	AZ	W	1977	1993	16	Acquitted
54	Muneer Deeb	TX	O	1985	1993	8	Acquitted
55	Andrew Golden	FL	W	1991	1994	3	Charges Dismissed
56	Adolph Munson	OK	B	1985	1995	10	Acquitted
57	Robert Charles Cruz	AZ	L	1981	1995	14	Acquitted
58	Rolando Cruz	IL	L	1985	1995	10	Acquitted	Yes
59	Alejandro Hernandez	IL	L	1985	1995	10	Charges Dismissed	Yes
60	Sabrina Butler	MS	B	1990	1995	5	Acquitted
61	Joseph Burrows	IL	W	1989	1996	7	Charges Dismissed
62	Verneal Jimerson	IL	B	1985	1996	11	Charges Dismissed	Yes
63	Dennis Williams	IL	B	1979	1996	17	Charges Dismissed	Yes
64	Roberto Miranda	NV	L	1982	1996	14	Charges Dismissed
65	Gary Gauger	IL	W	1993	1996	3	Charges Dismissed
66	Troy Lee Jones	CA	B	1982	1996	14	Charges Dismissed
67	Carl Lawson	IL	B	1990	1996	6	Acquitted
68	David Wayne Grannis	AZ	W	1991	1996	5	Charges Dismissed
69	Ricardo Aldape Guerra	TX	L	1982	1997	15	Charges Dismissed
70	Benjamin Harris	WA	B	1985	1997	12	Charges Dismissed
71	Robert Hayes	FL	B	1991	1997	6	Acquitted
72	Christopher McCrimmon	AZ	B	1993	1997	4	Acquitted
73	Randall Padgett	AL	W	1992	1997	5	Acquitted
74	James Bo Cochran	AL	B	1976	1997	21	Acquitted
75	Robert Lee Miller, Jr.	OK	B	1988	1998	10	Charges Dismissed	Yes
76	Curtis Kyles	LA	B	1984	1998	14	Charges Dismissed
77	Shareef Cousin	LA	B	1996	1999	3	Charges Dismissed
78	Anthony Porter	IL	B	1983	1999	16	Charges Dismissed
79	Steven Smith	IL	B	1985	1999	14	Acquitted
80	Ronald Williamson	OK	W	1988	1999	11	Charges Dismissed	Yes
81	Ronald Jones	IL	B	1989	1999	10	Charges Dismissed	Yes
82	Clarence Dexter, Jr.	MO	W	1991	1999	8	Charges Dismissed
83	Warren Douglas Manning	SC	B	1989	1999	10	Acquitted
84	Alfred Rivera	NC	L	1997	1999	2	Charges Dismissed
85	Steve Manning	IL	W	1993	2000	7	Charges Dismissed
86	Eric Clemmons	MO	B	1987	2000	13	Acquitted
87	Joseph Nahume Green	FL	B	1993	2000	7	Charges Dismissed
88	Earl Washington	VA	B	1984	2000	16	Pardoned	Yes
89	William Nieves	PA	L	1994	2000	6	Acquitted
90	Frank Lee Smith -died prior to exoneration	FL	B	1986	2000 **	14	Charges Dismissed	Yes
91	Michael Graham	LA	W	1987	2000	13	Charges Dismissed
92	Albert Burrell	LA	W	1987	2000	13	Charges Dismissed
93	Oscar Lee Morris	CA	B	1983	2000	17	Charges Dismissed
94	Peter Limone	MA	W	1968	2001	33	Charges Dismissed
95	Gary Drinkard	AL	W	1995	2001	6	Charges Dismissed
96	Joaquin Jose Martinez	FL	L	1997	2001	4	Acquitted
97	Jeremy Sheets	NE	W	1997	2001	4	Charges Dismissed
98	Charles Fain	ID	W	1983	2001	18	Charges Dismissed	Yes
99	Juan Roberto Melendez	FL	L	1984	2002	18	Charges Dismissed
100	Ray Krone	AZ	W	1992	2002	10	Charges Dismissed	Yes
101	Thomas Kimbell, Jr.	PA	W	1998	2002	4	Acquitted
102	Larry Osborne	KY	W	1999	2002	3	Charges Dismissed
103	Aaron Patterson	IL	B	1986	2003	17	Pardoned
104	Madison Hobley	IL	B	1987	2003	16	Pardoned
105	Leroy Orange	IL	B	1984	2003	19	Pardoned
106	Stanley Howard	IL	B	1987	2003	16	Pardoned
107	Rudolph Holton	FL	B	1986	2003	16	Charges Dismissed
108	Lemuel Prion	AZ	W	1999	2003	4	Charges Dismissed
109	Wesley Quick	AL	W	1997	2003	6	Acquitted
110	John Thompson	LA	B	1985	2003	18	Acquitted
111	Timothy Howard	OH	B	1976	2003	26	Charges Dismissed
112	Gary Lamar James	OH	B	1976	2003	26	Charges Dismissed
113	Joseph Amrine	MO	B	1986	2003	17	Charges Dismissed
114	Nicholas Yarris	PA	W	1982	2003	21	Charges Dismissed	Yes
115	Alan Gell	NC	W	1998	2004	6	Acquitted
116	Gordon Steidl	IL	W	1987	2004	17	Charges Dismissed
117	Laurence Adams	MA	B	1974	2004	30	Charges Dismissed
118	Dan L. Bright	LA	B	1996	2004	8	Charges Dismissed
119	Ryan Matthews	LA	B	1999	2004	5	Charges Dismissed	Yes
120	Ernest Ray Willis	TX	W	1987	2004	17	Charges Dismissed
121	Derrick Jamison	OH	B	1985	2005	20	Charges Dismissed
122	Harold Wilson	PA	B	1989	2005	16	Acquitted
123	John Ballard	FL	W	2003	2006	3	Acquitted
124	Curtis McCarty	OK	W	1986	2007	21	Charges Dismissed	Yes
125	Michael McCormick	TN	W	1987	2007	20	Acquitted
126	Jonathon Hoffman	NC	B	1995	2007	12	Charges Dismissed
127	Kennedy Brewer	MS	B	1995	2007  (released on bail)	12	Charges Dismissed in 2008	Yes

*this table was taken from the deathpenaltyinfo.org

This is remarkable.